Why did the pear go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
We found a recipe that said it needed “five pears, cubed.”
125 pears is a lot for one pie…
What kind of fruit helps a lawyer?
A pearalegal
What do you call an island filled with fruit trees?
Pearadise
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pears
I was at the grocery store today and someone picked up a piece a fruit and asked me if it was a pear.
No… there is only one..
I gave my friend a peach. He said, “thanks, but I would rather have a pear.”
So, I gave him another peach.
I was told shoes come in pears.
Well, mine came in a box so someone is lying to me.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is
I wondered if Noah liked apples, then I realized he preferred pears.
Why was the pear by himself?
Because the banana split.